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Kicky Tunes 05 by Traxxon 4554

Kicky Tunes 05 RE UNITED CRACKERS, TEAM FLEXIBLE, MEGAS - FFFFLLLLXXXX - HELLO AND WELCOME TO "KICKY TUNES 5"... THIZ TIME WITH A VERY, VERY AMAZING TUNE!!!! OKAY SINCE THIZ IS ONLY A SMALL DEMO, THERE'S ONLY GOING TO BE A SMALL SCROLLTEXT!... SO LETS GET STARTED! FIRST OF ALL THE GREETINX!!! MEGA-MULTI-HYPER-SPECIAL GREETINX TO: ALL MEMBERS OF TRAXXON 4554! AND THEY ARE: CLITORIZ (EX. THE ACES OF TOMORROW!) - NEW MEN - BUSTING AGENCY DENMARK - TIMEZONE AND US, BASELINE!!! NORMAL ULTRA-MEGA-HYPER SPECCY GREETINX TO: THE DUTCH USA-TEAM, DEXION/TWGI, DOMINATORS, TRIANGLE, OMICRON, THE BIONIC FORCE, THE TECHNOCRATS WORLDWIDE, THE LAST GENERATION 1945, THE DREAM TEAM, TRITON TECHNOLOGY, FAIRLIGHT, TRIAD, RELAX, THE GAMEBUSTERS 1 - FY CRACKINGS, SIPC, THANON, V40XX, KPI, THE VIDEOMAN, HEP, THE HONEY CREW, THE SOFTFORCE, SOFTFORCE INTERNATIONAL, THE COMPUTER CIRCLE, DUUS, IDS 1541, WIZAX, TKL AND THE ROLLO TEAM.... A VERY SLIMY FUCKING TO: S.T.G. "S)TINKING T)HROWNAWAY G)ARBITCH" !!!!! BECAUSE THEY CHEATED OUR NEW MEMBER, KILROY!... MEMBERS OF BASELINE ARE: SHAROCK - NICKY - KILROY - FUZE - DIVIDER AND RUSH.... WELL, AS I SAID EARLIER: THIS IS ONLY A SMALL DEMO, THE SAME GOES FOR THE SCROLLTEXT!... SO THIZ MUST BE IT LADS!... IF YOU WANNA CONTACT US, THEN TRY TO CALL ONE OF THE FOLLOWING NUMBERS: 06-291046 (SOEREN/KILROY), 01-574250 (JOHNNY/DIVIDER) AND 01-516654 (NIKOLAJ/NICKY).... WE DON'T WANT TO SWAP WITH A N Y KIND OF LAME BASTARS!!! (REMEMBER THAT 'STG' !!!).... --- MISSION COMPLETED --- SCROLLING OUT... (C) BY BASELINE/2209!... RESTARTING...! - FFFFLLLLXXXX - HELLO AND WELCOME TO "KICKY TUNES 5"... THIZ TIME WITH A VERY, VERY AMAZING TUNE!!!! OKAY SINCE THIZ IS ONLY A SMALL DEMO, THERE'S ONLY GOING TO BE A SMALL SCROLLTEXT!... SO LETS GET STARTED! FIRST OF ALL THE GREETINX!!! MEGA-MULTI-HYPER-SPECIAL GREETINX TO: ALL MEMBERS OF TRAXXON 4554! AND THEY ARE: CLITORIZ (EX. THE ACES OF TOMORROW!) - NEW MEN - BUSTING AGENCY DENMARK - TIMEZONE AND US, BASELINE!!! NORMAL ULTRA-MEGA-HYPER SPECCY GREETINX TO: THE DUTCH USA-TEAM, DEXION/TWGI, DOMINATORS, TRIANGLE, OMICRON, THE BIONIC FORCE, THE TECHNOCRATS WORLDWIDE, THE LAST GENERATION 1945, THE DREAM TEAM, TRITON TECHNOLOGY, FAIRLIGHT, TRIAD, RELAX, THE GAMEBUSTERS 1541, THE GOONIES, THE ARCADE TEAM, MAGICIAN, COMMODORE UNITED CRACKERS, TEAM FLEXIBLE, MEGASOFT INCORPORATED, DANISH GAME SMASHERS, TWR 1881, SCOOP, RIC, MECHANIX CORPORATION, THE SOFT UNION, DREAM DIVISION 2210, RANGER, STARLIGHT STRIKERS, ASC, THE VIKINGS, DANISH GOLD (DARYL!), GIGAFLOPS 2112, DEMOSOFT, MARIO BROS, THE PHANTOM, THE SHADOWS, DIRAC SYSTEMS, HOTLINE (COCO), THE MAGIC TWO, THE ACTION GROUP, SKYWAVE INTERNATIONAL, THE LUANTIC, SKYJACKER, MOGWAI, CRAZY CRACKERS, THE MODELS, BANDIT 666, TEC, GOFFY CRACKINGS, SIPC, THANON, V40XX, KPI, THE VIDEOMAN, HEP, THE HONEY CREW, THE SOFTFORCE, SOFTFORCE INTERNATIONAL, THE COMPUTER CIRCLE, DUUS, IDS 1541, WIZAX, TKL AND THE ROLLO TEAM.... A VERY SLIMY FUCKING TO: S.T.G. "S)TINKING T)HROWNAWAY G)ARBITCH" !!!!! BECAUSE THEY CHEATED OUR NEW MEMBER, KILROY!... MEMBERS OF BASELINE ARE: SHAROCK - NICKY - KILROY - FUZE - DIVIDER AND RUSH.... WELL, AS I SAID EARLIER: THIS IS ONLY A SMALL DEMO, THE SAME GOES FOR THE SCROLLTEXT!... SO THIZ MUST BE IT LADS!... IF YOU WANNA CONTACT US, THEN TRY TO CALL ONE OF THE FOLLOWING NUMBERS: 06-291046 (SOEREN/KILROY), 01-574250 (JOHNNY/DIVIDER) AND 01-516654 (NIKOLAJ/NICKY).... WE DON'T WANT TO SWAP WITH A N Y KIND OF LAME BASTARS!!! (REMEMBER THAT 'STG' !!!).... --- MISSION COMPLETED --- SCROLLING OUT... (C) BY BASELINE/2209!... RESTARTING...! -

Kicky Tunes 06 by Traxxon 4554

Kicky Tunes 06 BASELINE/2209 OF TRAXXON/4554 PRESENTS : KICKY TUNES 6 GREETINXXX TO : THE REST OF TRAXXON ( NEW MEN, TIMEZONE,BUSTING AGENCY DENMARK, INFERNAL ACTION, THE BIONIC FORCE & CLITORIZ ) TEAM FLEXIBLE, OMICRON , TRIANGLE , DOMINATORS, DUTCH USA TEAM, GCA , PETSHOP BOYS, TMC/SCOOP, RELAX, DANISH GAME SMASHERS, DEXION, THE TECHNOCRATS WORLDWIDE , FAIRLIGHT,TRIAD,DEMOSOFT, THE WARRIORS 1881, TFU, DANISH GOLD, SKYWAVE, THE SOFT UNION, TS, GAMEBUSTERS 1541, DREAM DIVISION, AND TRITON T. - / CONTACT BASELINE ... - / CONTACT BASELINE ... - PETSHOP BOYS, TMC/SCOOP, RELAX, DANISH GAME SMASHERS, DEXION, THE TECHNOCRATS WORLDWIDE , FAIRLIGHT,TRIAD,DEMOSOFT, THE WARRIORS 1881, TFU, DANISH GOLD, SKYWAVE, THE SOFT UNION, TS, GAMEBUSTERS 1541, DREAM DIVISION, AND TRITON T. - BASELINE/2209 OF TRAXXON/4554 PRESENTS : KICKY TUNES 6 GREETINXXX TO : THE REST OF TRAXXON ( NEW MEN, TIMEZONE,BUSTING AGENCY DENMARK, INFERNAL ACTION, THE BIONIC FORCE & CLITORIZ ) TEAM FLEXIBLE, OMICRON , TRIANGLE , DOMINATORS, DUTCH USA TEAM, GCA , PETSHOP BOYS, TMC/SCOOP, RELAX, DANISH GAME SMASHERS, DEXION, THE TECHNOCRATS WORLDWIDE , FAIRLIGHT,TRIAD,DEMOSOFT, THE WARRIORS 1881, TFU, DANISH GOLD, SKYWAVE, THE SOFT UNION, TS, GAMEBUSTERS 1541, DREAM DIVISION, AND TRITON T. - / CONTACT BASELINE ... - BASELINE/2209 OF TRAXXON/4554 PRESENTS : KICKY TUNES 6 GREETINXXX TO : THE REST OF TRAXXON ( NEW MEN, TIMEZONE,BUSTING AGENCY DENMARK, INFERNAL ACTION, THE BIONIC FORCE & CLITORIZ ) TEAM FLEXIBLE, OMICRON , TRIANGLE , DOMINATORS, DUTCH USA TEAM, GCA , PETSHOP BOYS, TMC/SCOOP, RELAX, DANISH GAME SMASHERS, DEXION, THE TECHNOCRATS WORLDWIDE , FAIRLIGHT,TRIAD,DEMOSOFT, THE WARRIORS 1881, TFU, DANISH GOLD, SKYWAVE, THE SOFT UNION, TS, GAMEBUSTERS 1541, DREAM DIVISION, AND TRITON T. -

Kicky Tunes 10 by Traxxon 4554

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Kicky Tunes by Traxxon 4554

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Last Ugly One by Traxxon 4554

Last Ugly One - THE TIME ZONE OF TRAXXON IN 4554 - IS PROUD TO PRESENT TO YOU - - <THE BRILL MUSIC FROM 'ACE2'! - <RIPPED BY STARFOX IN 5 MIN.! - *- HIP HOP'BS I - .N THE SCROLL - THE MEMBERS OF THE TIME ZONE : - :-=*> THE WHITE NIGGER <*=- - :GROUPS IN TRAXXON ARE NOW: - 8AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST : - ?-=*> BUSTING AGENCY DENMARK <*=- WE HOPE STARFIRE WILL JOIN US! - H! STARFOX IS BACK! IN THIS LITTLE PROGGY WITH THE BRILL MUSIC FROM 'ACE2'! IT WUZ DONE BY ROB HUBBARD, WITH A DIFFERENT MUSIC ROUTINE! R.H. MUSIC 4-EVER*2! - .1 HIP HOP'S TO - B - H;! (I HATE TO WRITE THEM! AA - ! COOL DOWN, ED.) AS YOU MIGHT HAVE FOUND OUT, YOU CAN'T USE JOYSTICK IN PORT 5*2/4-0.50+6/4 TO CONTROL THE SCROLL! - " PRESS THE FUCKING SPACE BAR! C.U. - : YEEAH! YA LAME SUCKER! THBIS - THE REEAL TIME ZONE, IN THE GOD DAMN FUCKING YEAR '87, WRITING THIS ABSOLUTELY NON-SENSE SHIT! YO, YA BRAINLESS FOOL INFRONT OF YER FUCKING SCREEN (OR MONITOR ED.) WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU X-PECTED? - YEAH, I THOUGHT SO, BUT YA SEE, IT'S REEALLY HARD (IF YOUR NAME AIN'T, "STARFOX"! (TAKE IT AWAY! ED.)) B-COZ THIS FUCKING MARTIN GALWAY SOUND ROUTINE IS USING A GOD DAMN LOT OF PRECIOUS R-R-RASTER T-T-TIME SO I DECITED TO KEEP IT SIMPLE! (NOT THAT SIMPLE! ED.) NOW B-FORE YA GET KILLED OF BOREDOM, I'D BETTER THROW SOME GOD DAMN REPULSIVE HIP HOPPINGS INTO YER UGLY FACE! HERE THEY GO, HIP HOP'S TO : * FRANKIE DOUBLE TEAM * DANISH GAME SMASHERS * THE GAMEBUSTERS 1541 * THE MECHANIX CORP. * DETONATOR 4001 * REST OF TRAXXON * OMICRON * INFERNAL ACTION * WIZAX * DEXION (TWGI) * DOMINATORS * ILLUSION * BABAPAPA * DANISH DELIVERY SERVICE * BEASTIE BOYS * AND ALL THOSE GOD DAMN FUNKY FRESH GROUPS I FORGOT! - (YES, YOU KEEP ON DOIN' THAT! ED.) NOW I'D BETTER POUR SOME NEWS INTO YER SKULL! I THE WEEK-END ONE OF OUR MEMBERS, CALLED, "THE WHITE NIGGER" THOUGHT ABOUT CHANGING HIS NAME TO, "ADROCK" WHICH IS REALLY COOL, BUT! UNFORTUNATELY SOMEONE GOT THERE B-FORE HIM! SO NOW HE'S JUST WAITING FOR SOME OTHER COOL NAME TO CALL HIMSELF! PLEASE CALL US IF YA WANNA SWAP, OR I'LL KICK YOUR BUD! (VIOLENCE NEVER PAYS! ED.) YO, BASELINE HOWZIT GOIN WITH YER NEW STUFF? WHY DO YA ALLWAYS USE THAT NONSMOOTH SCROLL? YOU READERS DO KNOW WHAT I MEAN WHEN I SAY THAT, DON'T YOU? (NO ACTUALLY THEY DON'T! ED.) WELL IT'S PERFORMED BY SIMPLY SCROLLING 1 BYTE AT A TIME, LIKE IN A HACKETY-HACK SCROLL, BUT DOING IT SO FAST, THAT IT'LL TRICK THE HUMAN EYE TO BELIEVE THAT IT'S ACTUALLY SMOOTH-SCROLLING! PHEW! NOW I, ME, STARFOX, THE ONE THAT'S WRITING (YEAH, WE KNOW! ED.) IS GONNA END THIS CHAT! (HURRAY! ED.) BUT FIRST THERE'S SOMETHING I'VE GOTTA DO! (YEAH, LIKE WHAT?) (LIKE THIS! - .=) (HEELLPP! HEELLP! E-E-ED. A - GGH!) CALL : 08428588 AND ASK FOR PETER IF YA WANNA SWAPPY SWAP! C.U. HI AGAIN! WELL, IT'S NOON AND THE TEXT B-FORE THE "C.U." WAS WRITTEN LAST NIGHT! GUESS I GOT RID OF THAT EDITORIAL DIRECTOR FOR GOOD! (I H-H-HOPE SO!) I YA HAVEN'T FOUND OUT, YOU CAN USE JOYSTICK IN PORT 3-1, LEFT & RIGHT! THAT'S 4 U 2 DECIDE! SO THAT IT'LL BE ALLRIGHT! 4 ANYONE WHO HAS GRUESOME TROUBLES, TRYING TO SAVE THE AREA FROM $A - , WE HAVE MADE A PROGGY CALLED "TIMESAVER V1"! IT'LL SAVE YA A LOT OF TIME, AND TROUBLE! GET IT! - AND NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN (IF THERE ARE SUCH ONES OUT THERE!?) - LISTEN HARD, COZ STARFOX'LL RAP ABOUT SOME MESSY CRAP! (YEAH, YOU DO THAT ALL THE TIME, DON'T YOU? ED.) NO! INFACT I DON - SAY WHAT?! ARE YOU STILL ALIVE, YOU, YOU CREEP!? (YEAH, I SURE AM! I SEND IN A DUMMY!C HA - ! ED.) WHY YOU! IF YA DON'T STOP MESSING AROUND, I'LL BURN ALL YOUR STUPID MAIL! GUESS I SHUT HIM UP THERE! DIDN'T I? - YEEAH! I SURE DID! WELL I'M SORRY ABOUT THIS, BUT I'VE REALLY GOTTA LEAVE YOU LOT, COZ I'M TRYING TO HIDE FROM THE ED.'S MEAN MACHINE! BYE! - "NOW, WAIT A SECOND! DID YA REEALLY BELIEVE I WAS GOING TO LEAVE U? (YEAH, THEY DID, AND THEY HOPED SO! ED.) B-FORE I LEAVE U, I'D BETTER TELL U MY ADD! HERE IT COMES : PETER LIND, VITUS BERINGSVEJ 79, 9900 FREDERIKSHAVN, DENMARK! CALL : 08428588! I HATE WHEN PEOPLE SHIT WITH THE DOOR OPEN! - RING JOKE (WE KNOW THAT! ED.) : WHY DOES TUERKS & SO ON, LIVE AT THE CITY DUMB? - % IT'S COZ THEY FIND I FAMILIAR THERE!C HA - ! (WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING - ED.) NOW IT'S ONLY ABOUT 100 BYTES B-FORE I BUMP INTO THE CHARSET, SO I'LL END THIS CHAT! - GGHHIIJKKLMMNOPQRSTVWXZ[]_ "%'),.147:> - PHDBA#TLIFC.WLFCA<J(JTJ - !CGMLGNPPDDYZ]Z^__ ZDDQRQSVWVX - THE TIME ZONE OF TRAXXON IN 4554 - IS PROUD TO PRESENT TO YOU - - <THE BRILL MUSIC FROM 'ACE2'! - <RIPPED BY STARFOX IN 5 MIN.! - *- HIP HOP'BS I - .N THE SCROLL - THE MEMBERS OF THE TIME ZONE : - :-=*> THE WHITE NIGGER <*=- - :GROUPS IN TRAXXON ARE NOW: - 8AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST : - ?-=*> BUSTING AGENCY DENMARK <*=- WE HOPE STARFIRE WILL JOIN US! - H! STARFOX IS BACK! IN THIS LITTLE PROGGY WITH THE BRILL MUSIC FROM 'ACE2'! IT WUZ DONE BY ROB HUBBARD, WITH A DIFFERENT MUSIC ROUTINE! R.H. MUSIC 4-EVER*2! - .1 HIP HOP'S TO - B - H;! (I HATE TO WRITE THEM! AA - ! COOL DOWN, ED.) AS YOU MIGHT HAVE FOUND OUT, YOU CAN'T USE JOYSTICK IN PORT 5*2/4-0.50+6/4 TO CONTROL THE SCROLL! - " PRESS THE FUCKING SPACE BAR! C.U. - : YEEAH! YA LAME SUCKER! THBIS - THE REEAL TIME ZONE, IN THE GOD DAMN FUCKING YEAR '87, WRITING THIS ABSOLUTELY NON-SENSE SHIT! YO, YA BRAINLESS FOOL INFRONT OF YER FUCKING SCREEN (OR MONITOR ED.) WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU X-PECTED? - YEAH, I THOUGHT SO, BUT YA SEE, IT'S REEALLY HARD (IF YOUR NAME AIN'T, "STARFOX"! (TAKE IT AWAY! ED.)) B-COZ THIS FUCKING MARTIN GALWAY SOUND ROUTINE IS USING A GOD DAMN LOT OF PRECIOUS R-R-RASTER T-T-TIME SO I DECITED TO KEEP IT SIMPLE! (NOT THAT SIMPLE! ED.) NOW B-FORE YA GET KILLED OF BOREDOM, I'D BETTER THROW SOME GOD DAMN REPULSIVE HIP HOPPINGS INTO YER UGLY FACE! HERE THEY GO, HIP HOP'S TO : * FRANKIE DOUBLE TEAM * DANISH GAME SMASHERS * THE GAMEBUSTERS 1541 * THE MECHANIX CORP. * DETONATOR 4001 * REST OF TRAXXON * OMICRON * INFERNAL ACTION * WIZAX * DEXION (TWGI) * DOMINATORS * ILLUSION * BABAPAPA * DANISH DELIVERY SERVICE * BEASTIE BOYS * AND ALL THOSE GOD DAMN FUNKY FRESH GROUPS I FORGOT! - (YES, YOU KEEP ON DOIN' THAT! ED.) NOW I'D BETTER POUR SOME NEWS INTO YER SKULL! I THE WEEK-END ONE OF OUR MEMBERS, CALLED, "THE WHITE NIGGER" THOUGHT ABOUT CHANGING HIS NAME TO, "ADROCK" WHICH IS REALLY COOL, BUT! UNFORTUNATELY SOMEONE GOT THERE B-FORE HIM! SO NOW HE'S JUST WAITING FOR SOME OTHER COOL NAME TO CALL HIMSELF! PLEASE CALL US IF YA WANNA SWAP, OR I'LL KICK YOUR BUD! (VIOLENCE NEVER PAYS! ED.) YO, BASELINE HOWZIT GOIN WITH YER NEW STUFF? WHY DO YA ALLWAYS USE THAT NONSMOOTH SCROLL? YOU READERS DO KNOW WHAT I MEAN WHEN I SAY THAT, DON'T YOU? (NO ACTUALLY THEY DON'T! ED.) WELL IT'S PERFORMED BY SIMPLY SCROLLING 1 BYTE AT A TIME, LIKE IN A HACKETY-HACK SCROLL, BUT DOING IT SO FAST, THAT IT'LL TRICK THE HUMAN EYE TO BELIEVE THAT IT'S ACTUALLY SMOOTH-SCROLLING! PHEW! NOW I, ME, STARFOX, THE ONE THAT'S WRITING (YEAH, WE KNOW! ED.) IS GONNA END THIS CHAT! (HURRAY! ED.) BUT FIRST THERE'S SOMETHING I'VE GOTTA DO! (YEAH, LIKE WHAT?) (LIKE THIS! - .=) (HEELLPP! HEELLP! E-E-ED. A - GGH!) CALL : 08428588 AND ASK FOR PETER IF YA WANNA SWAPPY SWAP! C.U. HI AGAIN! WELL, IT'S NOON AND THE TEXT B-FORE THE "C.U." WAS WRITTEN LAST NIGHT! GUESS I GOT RID OF THAT EDITORIAL DIRECTOR FOR GOOD! (I H-H-HOPE SO!) I YA HAVEN'T FOUND OUT, YOU CAN USE JOYSTICK IN PORT 3-1, LEFT & RIGHT! THAT'S 4 U 2 DECIDE! SO THAT IT'LL BE ALLRIGHT! 4 ANYONE WHO HAS GRUESOME TROUBLES, TRYING TO SAVE THE AREA FROM $A - , WE HAVE MADE A PROGGY CALLED "TIMESAVER V1"! IT'LL SAVE YA A LOT OF TIME, AND TROUBLE! GET IT! - AND NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN (IF THERE ARE SUCH ONES OUT THERE!?) - LISTEN HARD, COZ STARFOX'LL RAP ABOUT SOME MESSY CRAP! (YEAH, YOU DO THAT ALL THE TIME, DON'T YOU? ED.) NO! INFACT I DON - SAY WHAT?! ARE YOU STILL ALIVE, YOU, YOU CREEP!? (YEAH, I SURE AM! I SEND IN A DUMMY!C HA - ! ED.) WHY YOU! IF YA DON'T STOP MESSING AROUND, I'LL BURN ALL YOUR STUPID MAIL! GUESS I SHUT HIM UP THERE! DIDN'T I? - YEEAH! I SURE DID! WELL I'M SORRY ABOUT THIS, BUT I'VE REALLY GOTTA LEAVE YOU LOT, COZ I'M TRYING TO HIDE FROM THE ED.'S MEAN MACHINE! BYE! - "NOW, WAIT A SECOND! DID YA REEALLY BELIEVE I WAS GOING TO LEAVE U? (YEAH, THEY DID, AND THEY HOPED SO! ED.) B-FORE I LEAVE U, I'D BETTER TELL U MY ADD! HERE IT COMES : PETER LIND, VITUS BERINGSVEJ 79, 9900 FREDERIKSHAVN, DENMARK! CALL : 08428588! I HATE WHEN PEOPLE SHIT WITH THE DOOR OPEN! - RING JOKE (WE KNOW THAT! ED.) : WHY DOES TUERKS & SO ON, LIVE AT THE CITY DUMB? - % IT'S COZ THEY FIND I FAMILIAR THERE!C HA - ! (WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING - ED.) NOW IT'S ONLY ABOUT 100 BYTES B-FORE I BUMP INTO THE CHARSET, SO I'LL END THIS CHAT! - GGHHIIJKKLMMNOPQRSTVWXZ[]_ "%'),.147:> - PHDBA#TLIFC.WLFCA<J(JTJ -